“So, on the face of it, Australia is ideal for those who’ve had enough of Britain — but now I’m not so sure because, God, it’s woke.
“And New Zealand is even worse. It is now so right-on that the BBC is calling the country ‘progressive’ and happily licking the back of its prime minister, who couldn’t deal with the pandemic because she was putting her baby to bed.
“Give me strength,” the presenter fumed.
The star added to The Sunday Times: “Maybe, then, this is why no one is suggesting they up sticks from the busted flush that is Britain: everywhere else is just as bad or even worse.