“Thankfully I wasn’t guilty and so he started going along the line of players, staring at each one, trying to find where the sound was coming from. Woe betide the person who owned it.
“Eventually, with his ears pricked, he arrived at Brucey’s jacket, pushed his hand into it and pulled out the mobile phone.
“Without a second thought he hurled it with force into a bin, completely smashing it. No-one said a word.
“Even Steve, who knew it wouldn’t have made any difference, kept quiet.